well here’s baby
A message from Anonymous
what do you like about girls?
their evil ways
HAHAHAHAHA
i… want… my BOYTOY! *telekinesis throws everything across the room*
My cat is enthralled with this game - and with DD and Venom in particular:
parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day
me: so….. see anything interesting lately?
the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO
me: oh shit i forgot thanks
tumblr users: i hate tiktok it’s the worst
every post of a tiktok video: 12,746 reblogs, 45,094 likes
yes but the experience of occassionally seeing a curated-by-my-homies tiktok vid on my dash is so violently different from the endless stream of scrolling through algorithmic video content. i crave variety. what is my social media experience without walls of text interrupted randomly by videos of ducks and pictures of weird vegan brownies.
#every tiktok that appears on my dash has gone through at minimum 2 layers of human peer review
y’all still beat your meat? lol
what do u beat
evildoers
i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much







