sinkies:

well here’s baby

A message from Anonymous


what do you like about girls?

patrickbatewoman:

their evil ways

freesiavacadoo:

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HAHAHAHAHA

pervjuice:

i… want… my BOYTOY! *telekinesis throws everything across the room*

lunarfulcrum105:

My cat is enthralled with this game - and with DD and Venom in particular:

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fairycosmos:

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

wordfather:

me: so….. see anything interesting lately?

the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO

me: oh shit i forgot thanks

cosmictuesdays:

solitarelee:

seriouslyamerica:

tumblr users: i hate tiktok it’s the worst

every post of a tiktok video: 12,746 reblogs, 45,094 likes

yes but the experience of occassionally seeing a curated-by-my-homies tiktok vid on my dash is so violently different from the endless stream of scrolling through algorithmic video content. i crave variety. what is my social media experience without walls of text interrupted randomly by videos of ducks and pictures of weird vegan brownies.

#every tiktok that appears on my dash has gone through at minimum 2 layers of human peer review

golfgalaxy:

yassmines:

golfgalaxy:

y’all still beat your meat? lol

what do u beat

evildoers

electrificata:

i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much